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bowl-cut 

When you put a bowl on the top of head and cut everything underneath it. A good example of this is Mo from the 3 Stooges. Usually kids you have this cut get made fun of.
Mo from the 3 Stooges, Dennis Althoff who resides in Greenville, SC who just moved there from Winston Salem and has a bowl-cut.
bowl-cut by david greene September 29, 2006
Words you can keep
shit hair cut, that has no blade on the sides & 1" blade on top. only flop people get this
yo man i got a bowl cut.
that looks like shit nigga.
bowl cut by mike james bitch October 14, 2006
The rediculous looking hair cut that is cut in the shape of a bowl. The back and sides are buzzed and underneath with the top long, hanging down to the ears, cut in the shape of a bowl. Also looks like the shape of someone's penis, or can refer to the relevance of a page boy.
Lookit that boy's bowl cut, it looks like somebody put a bowl on his head and shaved around it.
bowl cut by Robbbbbbbbbbbbbb June 11, 2006
The lowest form of human existance
"Hey did you hear that Kaite Heir was paying out on Mchugh for his bowl cut, he is so pathetic now."
bowl cut by michael kulig February 4, 2008
The sexiest haircut any guy can get. Not just for 5 year olds. Long on the top and buzzed on the back and lower sides, just majestic. It looks like a bowl on someone's head, literally, and it's just the most gorgeous thing to look at.
Mike: "Check out this guy's bowl cut."

Jenn: "It's amazing, I want to be with him, he's just so beautiful and
majestic..."

Mike: "whatever"
Bowl Cut by 1153jennie October 30, 2008
A haircut you can get just because you feel like it, or you wanna look like Moe Howard. Well it's when you put a bowl on your head and cut around it.
You should do something with that bowl cut of yours. Comb it or something. You look like Moe from The Three Stooges.
bowl cut by TheThreeStooges1995 February 26, 2011
The act of receiving a hair cut, while on the toilet dropping a floater.
*At the barber*

Man: Hey Frank, can I get a bowl cut.
Frank: Sure sonny, take a seat.
Man: Wait, first I need to shit.
Frank: Well I'll just give you a real "bowl cut" while you're on the john.
Man: OK BUDDAY
Bowl Cut by Therapist_Ofkids September 26, 2010
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