botwil

A real though Arabic teacher.

P1: Yo the test is hard
P2: yes cause Botwil made it.

by Nanakom November 24, 2021

Bowil

A unique nickname only given to the youngest sibling. One of Bowil's favourite past times is to drink cereal out of small glass bowl. She's a wild one, but well grounded with her stunning curls. By default she always had milk crusties in her hair as a child and has obtained a mild complex about it.

Typical Bowil thoughts:

I'm on my first date with this hottie and here I go again, thinking about my curly hair! "OMG what if my curly hair gets in the soup?...CRUSTIES!!"
Why doesn't she cut it? Because she'll look like a boy.

by loboscularis raviolis February 5, 2010

Do you know Nancy Botwin?

Referring to the lead character of "Weeds,"asking this can be used to determine if someone smokes or sells weed.

Hey do you know Nancy Botwin?

or

It would be great if you knew Nancy Botwin!

by Silbot March 7, 2010

keeping up with the Botwins

Much like 'keeping up with the Joneses', in which a family competes with neighbors to own the coolest home, car, things, and kids; keeping up with the Botwins is the struggle to afford to do so through crime. The name is derived from the Botwin family in the Showtime series Weeds, led by Nancy Botwin, who sells marijuana in order to provide and protect her family, who follow in her criminal footsteps.

I was wondering how the family down the block could afford three Lamborghinis and a Porsche until they got busted by the cops for keeping up with the Botwins.

I'm selling MDMA in order to pay for college loans. Just trying to keep up with the Botwins!

by Gingerwhalegw June 9, 2013

Btwily

Text talk for: By the way, I love you.

She sent me a message saying btwily, she’s totally into me!

by Tati-is-joy June 4, 2018

botwit

botwit, used instead of fuckwit when someone tries to be jokingly offensive in some way

person one: "Fuck you."
person two: "Nah fuck you, you botwit."
person one: *punches person two*
person two: *continues fighting person one*

by pusssyslayer69 on xbox live March 13, 2020

Botwloz

Botwloz is an amazing friend!
He is supportive, he is funny, he is amazing, and overall the best

He is an amazing boyfriend, and if you date him you are so lucky!!

He is the best and so cool!!

Botwloz is the best and an amazing boyfriend!!

by Crossbones_ July 29, 2021