Bowil 

A unique nickname only given to the youngest sibling. One of Bowil's favourite past times is to drink cereal out of small glass bowl. She's a wild one, but well grounded with her stunning curls. By default she always had milk crusties in her hair as a child and has obtained a mild complex about it.

Typical Bowil thoughts:

I'm on my first date with this hottie and here I go again, thinking about my curly hair! "OMG what if my curly hair gets in the soup?...CRUSTIES!!"
Why doesn't she cut it? Because she'll look like a boy.

Bowil by loboscularis raviolis February 5, 2010

Boiling denim 

When you find various fine, or tattered, under-bridge denims (or possibly from the sewers), boiling denim is the process of sanitizing them. This works best in a water-filled denim pot on a hotplate. Obviously, you finish them on the radiator.

Charlie was boiling denim again. When is he going to stop foraging under bridges for eggs and denims?

Boiling denim by Nightman96024 April 27, 2020

Spiritual Bowel Syndrome 

(of a person on LSD) a rumbling or dull discomfort in the bowels indicating that one has to poop; an experience entirely different from that of the Vyvanse cleanse

"We need to get on our way to the creek before we come up."
"Wait... Oh, man, I think I'm already there. I've got spiritual bowel syndrome."
"Shit."

Spiritual Bowel Syndrome by Kashmir Cardigan August 26, 2017

boiled goose 

The official lunch food of old white people at board meetings, hate filled New Yorkers, and residents of old-folk homes. Symbolizes oppression and the constricting restraints of today's society. The only cure for boiled goose related stuffyness is a boombox. But DO NOT turn on the turbo bass.

Did you see the lame spread at that stuffy country club?

Yeah, sauerkraut and boiled goose. gross.

boiled goose by margoleilaman April 3, 2009

bowelvoiding 

To have a bowel movement thereby emptying the colon.
In otherwords, take a dump.

One always feels better after bowelvoiding.

bowelvoiding by jpg3 December 2, 2011

Progressive Bowel Movement 

Liberals & Libtards that subscribe to the idea & notion of "Progressive Politics" and are still hurt & having a nuclear melt-down because their girl sea-hag Hillary lost the 2016 Presidential election. At present, the aforementioned "movement" can be considered circling the bowl as it were. (Toilet flushing noise....)

You can't or won't admit that you're a regular Libtard but call yourself a Progressive instead? Funny, the progressive bowel movement is going the way of the dodo and printed newspaper there buddy!

Progressive Bowel Movement by SwimSomewhereElse February 7, 2017

Runners bowels

(noun) Refers to the unmistakeable urge to to take an explosive shit after ones participation in a running related athletic activity, such as cross country or track. Usually amplified by consuming large amounts of food or water

After completing the marathon, Matt had a bad case of runners bowels and dashed to the nearest port a potty.

Runners bowels by Joshie G. April 23, 2010