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A "shock" web site (similar to tubgirl and goatse) that shows the image of a bare-naked man who has shoved what looks to be about an 16oz glass bottle up his anis. It also displays his sagging "twins" and shriveled "little buddy." (bottleguy.com)

Bottle guy has a huge f*cking asshole!

bottle guy by Chelsea Rini December 4, 2005

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Epic Battle Guy

The slayer of all existence, and also the bringer of the beginning, his scuttling can be heard across the ages, behind the backgrounds of time. To be blatent. Do not fuck with this being.

"Oh its epic, its an epic battle, oh oh, Epic Battle Guy."

"Epic battle guuuuuuuuuuuyy!!!"

Epic Battle Guy by Dean F. & Brandyn W. September 18, 2008

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battle station guy

the fucker with the magic proxy servers and blocks all websites, he operates from a cubicle or his "battle station"

Battle station guy is a fucking fun Nazi.

battle station guy by anonimisty April 19, 2004

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A guy that refills totems/aids a second after a battle begins

A guy that refills totems/aids a second after a battle begins by moooomoooo_ November 6, 2020

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bottleguy

An exclusive picture of a man with a two litre glass bottle shoved up his ass. Comparable to lemonparty.

Guy 1 - Man, have you seen bottleguy?
Guy 2 - No man, send me the link.
Guy 2 - Fuckin nasty!

bottleguy by Gregger April 28, 2006

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bottleguy

The internet shock image which involves a naked man who appears to have shoved a huge 16 OZ glass bottle nearly all the way into his anus (a bit like 1 man 1 jar apart from the glass doesnt break) with just the top of the bottle showing.

His anus has fully stretched but his balls are also dangling all the way down his legs and his dick looks like tis only 2 inches long. If you look carefully you will also notice that he is fully naked outside in a garden facing a pond.

haven't seen the image yet? go to www.bottleguy.com and see the picture of the bottle guy

bottleguy by Prostate Exam August 15, 2014

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Battle Ground Guys

Guys from Battle Ground who are usually douches, rapists, perverted, and really into hentai. A lot of them are also gay. They might sexually harass you ladies. Better watch out.

Ahh those Battle Ground Guys

Battle Ground Guys by Ugh Tripp’s August 2, 2018

leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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