Borthwick

The name given to the first urination of the day. The Borthwick is the opposite to a Chadwick, which is the last urination of the day.

"Early in the morning I woke up to have a Borthwick"

by the Alderman August 30, 2017

Borthwick

Someone who is just suddenly over come from a quick bout of narcolepsy.

Only at work in important situations suddenly just drifts off into noddy land.

Oh dear! I’ve just had myself a little Borthwick.

Oh the Borthwick train just came for me there.

by Sneaky P Taker November 18, 2022

Borthwick

A person who likes to suck the chodes of fat ginger people only. In the rare occasion that you get a straight Borthwick, he prefers women in their 40s/50s who are extremely obesewomen with blonde hair who weigh around 30 stone. A Borthwick also likes to dress up in womens clothes and fantasizes about naked chodes.

Alex: Look at that dickhead over there. Eyeing up that fat bitch and the fat ginger kid.
Lewis: Yeah, he is such a Borthwick!

by Bumraj Mundeeq January 17, 2007

Borthwick-Jackson

A blowjob, named so after the Manchester United defender with the same initials.

"It's my wedding anniversary this weekend so I'm hoping for a Borthwick-Jackson off the wife"

by juicebox August 17, 2016

No Dick Bostwick

When you've been searching your entire life for dat dicky but it's nowhere to be found. Your gf breaks up with you and marries a piglet, so you drink warm New Amsterdam and pretend to whack it to Guy Fieri and listen to Nickelback.

Damn bro, my ex married a pig. It's cuz I'm a No Dick Bostwick and rub my nub to Diners, Drive-ins & Dives.

by #SoNotAJames January 1, 2021

Bortnick

Can be used as an noun meaning a coward, or faggot. A pecker person. Can be used as an noun also to describe someone who is not quite as pecker as a Bova but still pecker.

"You did your homework? What a Bortnick!"
"That Bortnick stole my lunch money!"

by Sean Hagfish April 9, 2008

Bostwick Bash

The same sexual acts in the Hummel Pummel, only the one head-butting the vagina has to be wearing a clown wig. This provides a little more cushion than the original Hummel Pummel.

"My new girlfriend Kristin has never been Pummeled before, so we started out easy with the Bostwick Bash."

by cgormzzzzz December 22, 2009