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Bordest is word word used by dipshits, that cant think of a word to express how "Bored" they are.

You think why is it spelt how it is?? It's because they have such poor language techniques that they cant even spell "bored".

Tayla Jane is the "bordest" dumbshit in Australia.

bordest by Tayla's bintang buddy January 2, 2012

Words you can keep

Bordentown

A town in the 08505 area code of South/Central Jersey.
The town itself is small, but usually the teenagers don't stay there anyway. Consists of a few small delis, a township, and a smaller city dating back to George Washington's time.

The girls in the high school get sluttier every year, while the boys of BRHS (Bordentown Regional High School) get shorter.

Usually everyone who lives in Bordentown has lived there their entire life, no matter how much everyone says they hate it.

It's the best town to live in due to it's close proximity to Trenton, Hamilton, Philly, and NY.

Girl: You live in Bordentown?!
Boy: Yeah, I hate it.

20 years later

Girl: You still live in Bordentown?!
Boy: Yeah, I moved back here after college because its where all my friends and family live still.

Bordentown by knuckleupbitch February 16, 2010

borest

The act or state of being so bored, you can't type correctly

"me= bored"
"me=most borest"
"what's borest?"

borest by Kadie-Lee May 17, 2008

bordertown promdate

A promdate who is merely a decoy to please either set of parents into allowing you to go to prom because they have forbidden you to go with your true love.

So Alicia, I need you to look and act more slutty of you're going to be my bordertown promdate my parents are smart and they know i'm not gonna take a chick who doesn't put out before and after dinner.

bordertown promdate by Ranchgirls January 14, 2023

Boredest

Boredest - (bôr′de^st) \ adj. : The condition of being beyond the emotional state experienced during periods lacking activity or when individuals are uninterested in the opportunities surrounding them.

2. tired of the world; bored with life.

Tony has to be the boredest person on earth, because he has nothing better to do while at work than bother me with stuff like links to the nations best fried chicken hotspots...

Boredest by Catch22s August 6, 2010

boresting

A mix between the words boring and interesting.

That movie was boresting because it sparked my curiosity enough for me to watch the whole thing, but it was really dull.

boresting by Bo Resting October 11, 2012

Bordesley Green Girl's school

Every gyal that goes here ends up with an arranged marriage or runs away from home 🏃 ♀️ exclusively only at Bordesely Green girl's school

Bordesley Green Girl's school Is a school in Birmingham full of gyal who jus love to send nudes and skets the school is well known as b-tech jezz central moretime the toilets r full of lesbians and everyone is vaping moretime the gyal that go here r clapped

Bordesley Green Girl's school by Baddina.x October 10, 2021

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026