A small town in northern California commonly acknowledged to produce beer, wine and marijuana of the highest quality in the world. Boonville has also developed its own language, Boontling, to keep brighlighters from knowing what is going on. Locals, also known as Boonvillains are known to be quite frisky in
bed and to
sport large packages. Some attribute this to the
water, but most likely it has to do with the high frequency and long duration of sexual encounters.
Hot City Bitch: Damn, my pussy is sore!
Yuppie dude: Why's that?
Hot City Bitch: I went up to the beerfest in Boonville and got
plowed all night by a Boonvillain!