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Bootystracted 

The act of being distracted because you were looking at a girl's ass.
Angelo: Oh shit dude, look at the ride passing by
Memo: What ride?
Angelo: I can't believe you got Bootystracted, the Mustang was bad ass.
Memo: You can't miss a good ass tho.
Bootystracted by angelo4chris June 1, 2016

bootystain 

She had a bootystain in her panties after I banged her ass the night before. What a hobag :-0
bootystain by -)ssmeister August 27, 2003

Bootystank 

the stank of your booty

when your anus smells like shit

mean name
damn that dude has some bootystank

dude your a fucking bootystank
Bootystank by Tcoxrocks August 6, 2009
Something that grows in you're ass when you are playing Brutal Doom. It's growth process takes 3 hours and it's very slow, but if it's fully grown, SGTMarkIV will drain it from you and you'll die, then he converts bootysnap into scrump and he channels it to crashhelper's dad. If enough scrump is channeled, Crashhelper's dad will tell the toys to attack the galaxy and turn us into rape slaves. Fucking clones won't stop playing brutal doom!
Clone: OMG BRUTAL DOOM ROCKS!
SOMEMONG: Brutal doom sucks, and check in you're ass!
Clone: WTF IZ DAT WITE STUFF?
SOMEMONG: Bootysnap, it's growing already you fucking clone!
bootysnap by Dr. Mr. Pingas December 5, 2016

bootyskype 

A last-minute video call of an erotic nature, indulged in when the object of one's affections is unavailable physically, but is online ...
'Hey, that's the first time I've been bootyskyped', she said, after a late-night, last-minute bit of mutual video eroticism had reached its inevitable climax.

bootystank 

A bootystank is a person being a total fuckface. They are so rude and disrespectful at that moment that they are a fart.
WOW DID YOU JUT KILL ME IN GTAV! YOU ARE A bootystank!!!!!!!
bootystank by Rainbownacho April 1, 2015
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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