bootyheimer 

The unbearable itch you get when your slightly damp or sweaty ass is pressed into a chair.

Yo dude, this bootyheimer is killin' me!

bootyheimer by JBilby April 23, 2007

bootyheimer 

The unbearable itch that occurs when your damp or sweaty buttocks are pressed into a chair.

"Man, these damp shorts are givin' me a bad case of the bootyheimer."

bootyheimer by JBilby May 12, 2007

boozeheimer's 

1. When your memory fails during and/or after a night of drinking alcoholic beverages.

2. Not remembering previous or future plans due to imbibing quantities of alcohol.

Jeff met Sandra while pounding shots at the bar last night, but didn't remember her name and that he married her in Vegas. Jeff had one of the worst cases of boozeheimer's his friends have ever seen.

Robert had too much alcohol to drink and did not remember he made plans to meet friends later that night. He blamed his boozeheimer's while downing another Pabst.

John isn't a flake, he just had a case of boozeheimer's.

boozeheimer's by LagoMorpha August 25, 2010

booseheimers 

noun
the memory loss resulting from an outing of heavy drinking where one cannot remember the seemingly intimate relationships established

Don suffered an episode of booseheimers on St. Patrick's Day when he couldn't remember the hour long conversation and drinks he bought for the bouncer and his wife.

booseheimers by joe.schmoe March 15, 2010