Definitions by JBilby

bootyheimer

The unbearable itch that occurs when your damp or sweaty buttocks are pressed into a chair.

"Man, these damp shorts are givin' me a bad case of the bootyheimer."

The unbearable itch you get when your slightly damp or sweaty ass is pressed into a chair.

Yo dude, this bootyheimer is killin' me!

bootyheimer by JBilby April 23, 2007