bootygurt

the musty asscrack crust in some nasty person’s buttcrack; the texture of yogurt; combination of the words booty and yogurt

Damn, I was hooking up with this dude and he told me to lick his asshole and I looked and mans had mad bootygurt crusted up in his asscrack! Nasty!!

by rayandzo April 9, 2020

Bootyguard

A short man who is also a bodyguard for a woman with a really big ass.

Taken from the short animated film "The Bootyguard," in which Gary Coleman gets a job as Jennifer Lopez's bodyguard.

Not only is Tony her personal assistant, he is also her bootyguard.

by Extra Mayo September 2, 2011

bootyhunter

adj. Person who is looking for some chick to bang. Extremely horny and will bang some hot chick the first chance he gets.

That bootyhunter has got his mack on over there.

by Einstein March 20, 2004

bootybutt

when your boyfriend/girlfriend is being a big meany and you can't come up with anything else to say without being mean so you say bootybutt

maaan, you are such a bootybutt!

by fransisca chariot April 26, 2011

bootyburglar

one who tries to stealthly initiate anal sex like a theif in the night.

ow! my ass hurts, i shoulda known that sonofabitch was a bootyburglar!

by S. Stoops March 31, 2007

bootygrit

microscopic itchy fecal residue around one's butthole that makes you occasionally have to go the bathroom and rewipe your butt to remove the annoying matter.

Jamie often complains of getting bootygrit after eating a bag of sour cream doritos.

by gabe tolliver December 29, 2005

bootygirlwannabe

Girl who wants to be like just like the girls who appear in the hip-hip/rap video clips.

enigmum, you're such a "bootygirlwannabe"

by Enigmum August 28, 2006