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Bootyguard 

A short man who is also a bodyguard for a woman with a really big ass.

Taken from the short animated film "The Bootyguard," in which Gary Coleman gets a job as Jennifer Lopez's bodyguard.
Not only is Tony her personal assistant, he is also her bootyguard.
Bootyguard by Extra Mayo September 2, 2011

bootyhunter 

adj. Person who is looking for some chick to bang. Extremely horny and will bang some hot chick the first chance he gets.
That bootyhunter has got his mack on over there.
bootyhunter by Einstein March 20, 2004

bootybutt 

when your boyfriend/girlfriend is being a big meany and you can't come up with anything else to say without being mean so you say bootybutt
maaan, you are such a bootybutt!
bootybutt by fransisca chariot April 26, 2011

bootyburglar 

one who tries to stealthly initiate anal sex like a theif in the night.
ow! my ass hurts, i shoulda known that sonofabitch was a bootyburglar!
bootyburglar by S. Stoops March 31, 2007

bootygrit 

microscopic itchy fecal residue around one's butthole that makes you occasionally have to go the bathroom and rewipe your butt to remove the annoying matter.
Jamie often complains of getting bootygrit after eating a bag of sour cream doritos.
bootygrit by gabe tolliver December 29, 2005

bootygirlwannabe 

Girl who wants to be like just like the girls who appear in the hip-hip/rap video clips.
enigmum, you're such a "bootygirlwannabe"
bootygirlwannabe by Enigmum August 28, 2006
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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