booty-mail

A booty call in email format instead of over the phone.

Have you heard from the new guy?

Yeah, he booty-mailed me at 9:40 last night! Can you believe it?

by Pratipax June 25, 2008

Booty Mail

A booty call through email.

J: Check your email.
P: Did I just receive a booty mail from you?
J: See ya tonight!

by Bug Smasher September 26, 2017

Mail-order booty call

When a girl visits you from over 3 hours away for the sole purpose of sex.

Person 1: Dude, where were you last weekend?
Person 2: I haven't been feeling well, so I had a... house call.
Person 1: ...
Person 2: Yeah, this girl came down from 3.5 hours away to have sex with me.
Person 1: You got a mail-order booty call!

by Wesleyan October 3, 2007

Booty mailman

Every once in a while, the booty mailman comes around. When the booty mailman comes, he will leave toilet paper with letter shape looking like normal mail in your bathroom. There could be one or many. It’s made out of a toilet paper roll. When you receive it, you have to cherish it. Think about why it is arriving to YOU. Think about what you want in life. Manifest if you’d like. The booty mailman is bringing so much hope into your life and will make your biggest wishes come true. All you have to do, is believe.

Hey the booty mailman came today, I’m not sure what I’ll try to manifest through him but it will be life changing!!

by Itswidebootywhitejessica May 31, 2020

BootyMail

Writing sexually suggestive messages to a hopeful partner via email, as opposed to booty-texts, or booty-calls. This usually involves describing activities that the two of you would be participating in, providing you were sharing the same physical space at the moment you email your message.

"Jake was out of town and my phone died, so we just BootyMailed all night long!"

by Sailashimbe January 5, 2007

bootymail

same as a booty call but in email form.

I checked my email this morning and I had a bootymail from an old boyfriend.

by shortyshitstain November 25, 2009