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When a girl visits you from over 3 hours away for the sole purpose of sex.
Person 1: Dude, where were you last weekend?
Person 2: I haven't been feeling well, so I had a... house call.
Person 1: ...
Person 2: Yeah, this girl came down from 3.5 hours away to have sex with me.
Person 1: You got a mail-order booty call!
by Wesleyan September 20, 2007
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