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boot-blaster 

low gauge shotgun sawed off until the bullets almost stick out of the ends of the barrels, resulting in a weapon that from 10 feet away will blast you out of your boots, but from 20 will just really piss you off.
that mother fucker just said he was a Nazi! go get my boot-blaster, and teach him a lesson!
boot-blaster by PSYCHOPOMP March 10, 2007

Booty blasted

Hardcore anal sex that leaves the person who has been penetrated unable to stand
Aiden: Bro i can't stand i got Booty Blasted

Mark: Damn bro I'll help you stand
Booty blasted by Lyndoor June 7, 2022

booty blister 

a hickey on one's ass.
"My boyfriend thinks it's cute to bite my ass, but I keep getting all these booty blisters! My butt looks like a mine field!"

"You think Mark will find out you slept with his girlfriend?"
"Shit, I want him to. I lined up some booty blisters on her in the shape of my initials."
booty blister by JustDoinWork January 4, 2010

boot-blaster 

usually double-barrel shotguns that have been sawed off till the shells almost hang out of the end of the barrel: from ten feet they will blow a man clean out of his boots....from 20 or more, just piss him off real bad
the next guy to come through that door gonna be met by my boot-blaster.....why cant i sell dope in peace?
boot-blaster by Andy No Man October 12, 2006

BOTTY BLASTED

When a male rockets their penis inside the rectal cavity of a male or female.
I botty blasted that THOT. Her batty will never be the same again. Her gusset is destroyed
BOTTY BLASTED by honest op December 20, 2016

botty baster 

botty baster by Ian Chode June 11, 2003
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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