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Toot boots 

When you step in some sort of shit, and every step you take makes a squelchy and squishy noise.
Person: *shoes are squelching in poo*
Random other person: Woah, you've got your toot boots on today.
Toot boots by xxx_MLGnoscoper_xxx February 8, 2018

tootsie boots

A sophisticated way of saying socks . A way I which you tootsies are being warthed by your tootsie boots
Jamie was wearing tootsie boots to sleep, what a freak.
tootsie boots by Tootsiesocks July 9, 2018

booty toot 

a noise coming from the behind. A "bootie toot" noise or smell from ones behind. Do you just "bootie toot"? Did I just hear a "bootie toot"? Who did a "bootie toot"?
booty fart smell odor from behind booty toot
booty toot by dedlde December 15, 2009

booty toot 

To make comical/suspicious noises (toots) from your derriere, bum, behind, keister. To fart.
"Eating dairy causes me to booty toot."
booty toot by Smems September 24, 2007

toot boost 

feeling a slight forward propulsion from farting on the go
I was in a uncomfortable walk lock with this stranger until I invoked a powerful toot boost propelling me ahead leaving him in my wind.
toot boost by mightymac March 18, 2012

toot booty 

a large unshapely ass complete with dimples, stretch marks, and hemmorhoids. (toot from the comedy Central series Drawn together)
-Have you seen Kirstie Alley lately?
-Yea she's a got a straight toot booty.
toot booty by Doom&Demolition December 20, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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