boot hockey

The original Minnesota "CODE" for smoking pot to keep parents and pigs in the dark...

Hey Ma, I'm gonna go play boot hockey with my friends...see ya!!!

boot hockey by Bomni February 8, 2005

boot hockey

A mixture of soccer, basketball, bordenball, and rugby in which you must kick a tennis ball into a net (often the space between two hats) past a goalie to score, as in soccer. If the ball is caught (either from a bounce or from bringing it off the ground with your feet) you can run three to five steps depending on the rules before you have to drop it or throw it to a team mate. Almost always played with no rules full body contact. The unofficial national sport of Canada's elementary schools.

Timmy! Let's eat snot then go play boot hockey on lunch!
Okay Jimmy! But don't let Ms. Bitchowsky see us play or she'll send us into detention!!

boot hockey by burningpeaches May 31, 2006

boohockey 

Poppycock; a rated G "bullshit"

Ah boohockey, you don't know what you're talking about!

boohockey by pikachusnightmare February 7, 2009

Boohockey 

A word to use in frustration or anger when you don’t want to curse

“This is a load of boohockey”

Boohockey by Lozalotl January 18, 2023

boohockey 

green feces due to overeating, green burning poop, rare green discharge from anus, an unidentified dropping green thing only found in Venezuela

My donkey let out boohockey after eating my tamales

boohockey by logicmaster2003 June 6, 2005

Boohockey 

A slur used against members of the Ku Klux Klan

These lynchers in white hoods are such boohockeys

Boohockey by NickAlbs, TheArrow, Maverick December 29, 2022