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boot hockey

A mixture of soccer, basketball, bordenball, and rugby in which you must kick a tennis ball into a net (often the space between two hats) past a goalie to score, as in soccer. If the ball is caught (either from a bounce or from bringing it off the ground with your feet) you can run three to five steps depending on the rules before you have to drop it or throw it to a team mate. Almost always played with no rules full body contact. The unofficial national sport of Canada's elementary schools.
Timmy! Let's eat snot then go play boot hockey on lunch!
Okay Jimmy! But don't let Ms. Bitchowsky see us play or she'll send us into detention!!

boohockey 

Ah boohockey, you don't know what you're talking about!
boohockey by pikachusnightmare February 7, 2009

Boohockey 

A word to use in frustration or anger when you don’t want to curse
This is a load of boohockey”
Boohockey by Lozalotl January 18, 2023

boohockey 

green feces due to overeating, green burning poop, rare green discharge from anus, an unidentified dropping green thing only found in Venezuela
My donkey let out boohockey after eating my tamales
boohockey by logicmaster2003 June 6, 2005

Boohockey 

A slur used against members of the Ku Klux Klan
These lynchers in white hoods are such boohockeys
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026