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boonstaveral

"You are not invited to my party because your girlfriend is a boonstaveral"
boonstaveral by Matt La August 30, 2006
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Boonshaft 

To be so passionate in one's musical conducting as to raise and hold both arms in the air whilst clenching all ten fingers with much vigor, usually during a prolonged fermata. Named for the legendary Dr. Peter Boonshaft.
Dude, it's only the end of the second movement and he's already boonshafted it twice!
Boonshaft by mousekopf September 14, 2008

Boonswaggled 

The overwhelming feeling that occurs when a person is so attractive to you that you can think of nothing else
Every time O hear your voice, I’m boonswaggled.
Boonswaggled by fubsy_cooter June 20, 2022

boonscape 

Another name for the MMORPG Runescape because it is such a noob's game.
Geek1: I'm going on boonscape now.

Geek2: lawl okies.
boonscape by Jack Marshall September 22, 2008

Boonspan 

The wingspan of your average black being.
Despite weeks of meticulous planning for Black Friday, a hapless Marquavias was seduced by a flat screen tv so large that it even exceeded his vast boonspan.

His greed and lust for crime, left him empty handed as he was caught red handed with incompatible surround stink speakers’.
Pussy or cooch

Similar to poontang, poonani, or poon

This cannot be used as the verb in the context "Yo, lets boonskeet outta here," as this is incorrect.
Last night I was gettin some boonkseet

Boonskeet everyday!
boonskeet by inflames989 July 9, 2006
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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