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Boonspan

The wingspan of your average black being.
Despite weeks of meticulous planning for Black Friday, a hapless Marquavias was seduced by a flat screen tv so large that it even exceeded his vast boonspan.

His greed and lust for crime, left him empty handed as he was caught red handed with incompatible surround stink speakers’.
by Herbie Dongsporran May 8, 2022
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bootspants

1. A type of music characterized by a dance beat that sounds like someone saying "boots-pants-boots-pants-boots-pants" aloud.

2. A bar, club, or party that plays danceable music.
1. "The party was just okay until they switched from playing indie music to bootspants artists like Beyonce. Then it was awesome."

2. "I want to go dancing tonight. Let's go find some bootspants."
by jazzpraxis December 1, 2009
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bookspan

jewish jesus hater that has never eaten bacon and has lots of money,
damn that jew he was talkin shit on jesus
by bible hugger October 15, 2004
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