boomwacker

Dumbass; Person with very low intelligence. Usually with a movement gap between braincells

Of course you don't know, fucking boomwacker

by Squid game on jah April 23, 2022

boodackers

used in any situation, at any time, in any part of a sentance or stand alone. Can be used in place of "um" as a pause in sentance or as an exclamatory remark or just to add emphasis or humor to your statment.

"jeebus, boodackers is key"

by really cool asshole November 21, 2004

bootwanker

1.A male who likes to have intercourse with inatinmate objects.
2.A man who likes to stick his penis and ejaculate into inorganic things.
3.A person who likes to conceal the fact that wanking his dick on his boots.
4.A faggot who likes to think bout fucking stuff and doing it to plastic stuff.

Victor: Sup Chris...!!! OMG !! wtf are you doing.
Chris: HUH?.. oh shit nothing nothing.
Victor: STOP FUCKING THAT CHAIR!!!
CHris: OH SHIT! * runs off holdin his dick stuck in a chair*

by JAMMUU March 5, 2003

Boomwhacker

Something Allison really likes

Allison LOVES boomwhackers!

by Fonsibearwhaka December 13, 2017

bootwanker

a guy who has been caught on many occassions shagging carpets and rubbing his chode on various household items AKA Rob

"dude robs such a bootwanker, he was caught yet again with his chode in the blender"

by *~*psghetti et fleur February 3, 2005

Boomwhacker

The boomwhacker in its natural habitat is a collection of polyetheline hollow, air-filled rods of varying length and girth. When thrust upon the ground, each rod produces a specific pitch that could, when played in different successions, produces music. The result is a heavenly choir of whacks that rivals that of the most esteemed Gregorian chanters. Everyone from the pewniest of toddlers to the most esteemed of gentlemen lovingly acknowledge these tubes by their rightful name- the boomwhacker.

"Naughty children get a boomwhacker to the head." - Kat

by Rival Boomwhacker September 14, 2021

Bookwanker

A person that read the original book of a series or movie and continues to throw in your face that he/she knows more about the story than you who didn't read the book.

Mozza: I remember in the books there wasn't a hot tub.

Ozzy: Really? You're turning bookwanker on me already?

by FruityWolf July 2, 2018