boomwacker

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Dumbass; Person with very low intelligence. Usually with a movement gap between braincells

Of course you don't know, fucking boomwacker

boomwacker by Squid game on jah April 23, 2022

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boodackers

used in any situation, at any time, in any part of a sentance or stand alone. Can be used in place of "um" as a pause in sentance or as an exclamatory remark or just to add emphasis or humor to your statment.

"jeebus, boodackers is key"

boodackers by really cool asshole November 21, 2004

Related Words

boomwacker • Boomwhacker • Boob wacker • bootwanker • boodackers • Bookjacker • boxwacker • Book Wankers • Boob-Backer • Boom Bocker

bootwanker

1.A male who likes to have intercourse with inatinmate objects.
2.A man who likes to stick his penis and ejaculate into inorganic things.
3.A person who likes to conceal the fact that wanking his dick on his boots.
4.A faggot who likes to think bout fucking stuff and doing it to plastic stuff.

Victor: Sup Chris...!!! OMG !! wtf are you doing.
Chris: HUH?.. oh shit nothing nothing.
Victor: STOP FUCKING THAT CHAIR!!!
CHris: OH SHIT! * runs off holdin his dick stuck in a chair*

bootwanker by JAMMUU March 5, 2003

Boomwhacker

Something Allison really likes

Allison LOVES boomwhackers!

Boomwhacker by Fonsibearwhaka December 13, 2017

bootwanker

a guy who has been caught on many occassions shagging carpets and rubbing his chode on various household items AKA Rob

"dude robs such a bootwanker, he was caught yet again with his chode in the blender"

bootwanker by *~*psghetti et fleur February 3, 2005

Boomwhacker

The boomwhacker in its natural habitat is a collection of polyetheline hollow, air-filled rods of varying length and girth. When thrust upon the ground, each rod produces a specific pitch that could, when played in different successions, produces music. The result is a heavenly choir of whacks that rivals that of the most esteemed Gregorian chanters. Everyone from the pewniest of toddlers to the most esteemed of gentlemen lovingly acknowledge these tubes by their rightful name- the boomwhacker.

"Naughty children get a boomwhacker to the head." - Kat

Boomwhacker by Rival Boomwhacker September 14, 2021

Bookwanker

A person that read the original book of a series or movie and continues to throw in your face that he/she knows more about the story than you who didn't read the book.

Mozza: I remember in the books there wasn't a hot tub.

Ozzy: Really? You're turning bookwanker on me already?

Bookwanker by FruityWolf July 2, 2018

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026