Boomwhacker 

Something Allison really likes

Allison LOVES boomwhackers!

Boomwhacker by Fonsibearwhaka December 13, 2017

Boomwhacker 

The boomwhacker in its natural habitat is a collection of polyetheline hollow, air-filled rods of varying length and girth. When thrust upon the ground, each rod produces a specific pitch that could, when played in different successions, produces music. The result is a heavenly choir of whacks that rivals that of the most esteemed Gregorian chanters. Everyone from the pewniest of toddlers to the most esteemed of gentlemen lovingly acknowledge these tubes by their rightful name- the boomwhacker.

"Naughty children get a boomwhacker to the head." - Kat

Boomwhacker by Rival Boomwhacker September 14, 2021

Boomwhacker 

A makeshift pipe made from a cardboard tube and a removable bong bowl (usually made after the bong gets broken)

Named after the popular percussion instrument because of its shape

Stoner 1: "wheres the bong? i wanna toke up."

Stoner 2: "my clumsy ass knocked it off the table, but i made a boomwhacker so we fine"

Stoner 1: "i cant trust you with shit anymore"

Boomwhacker by Aphulan May 19, 2025

BOOMWHACKER 

A BOOMWHACKER is a derogatory word for a African American

Look at all em BOOMWHACKERS!

BOOMWHACKER by Boomwhackers September 6, 2025

boomshanker 

boomshanker means may the seed of your loin be fruitful in the belly of your woman

on young ones neil calles his bankmanager a boomshanker

boomshanker by jamie waters May 30, 2005

Boomshockerlocky 

the sound a caucasian male makes after he orgasms or after he scores

"I just rammed that ass, boomshockerlocky!"
"Slammed that shit in your face biatch, boomshockerlocky!"

Boomshockerlocky by Caucasian sensation February 10, 2004

boomwacker 

Dumbass; Person with very low intelligence. Usually with a movement gap between braincells

Of course you don't know, fucking boomwacker

boomwacker by Squid game on jah April 23, 2022