Boomswaggled 

To trick, or deceive. To Con said subject out of something.

I was boomswaggled by the guy outside of the liquor store when i found out that he did not really have a family waiting in his car, or even a car that was out of gas. He really wanted the money for drugs and beer.

Boomswaggled by Clayton Theodore Bigsby August 29, 2010

Boonswaggled 

The overwhelming feeling that occurs when a person is so attractive to you that you can think of nothing else

Every time O hear your voice, I’m boonswaggled.

Boonswaggled by fubsy_cooter June 20, 2022

boomswaggle'n

to scare a fish out from under a rock; primarily using a large stick.

Two hillbillies done went boomswaggle'n down at the crik.

boomswaggle'n by dirty scoon May 4, 2008

BoomSwaggle 

To befuddle or confuse; usually connotates surprise.

I was boomswaggled by (whatever boomswaggled you).

BoomSwaggle by Michelle June 21, 2003

Boonswaggle

When you beat the shit out somebody because you feel like it and you can. Often caused by someone being a little cocksucker and needing a good ass beating.

"I don't like the way you're talking to me. That's a Boonswaggling."

"One time this bartender wasn't paying attention during a bar fight and stepped around a corner in the dark... Straight Boonswaggled."

Boonswaggle by AC123AC August 22, 2012

Boonswaggled 

A time in which one is too a. Drunk and b. Drugged that neither word is worthy of the explanation of the state in which one is in. Boonswaggled is basically derived from acting like a crazy goon or baboon and makeing noises while wabbling ones body since their state is so uncontrolably drunk/drugged. People tend to make complete asses of themselves at this state and blaming it on the large amounts of drugs and alcohol done that night.

"Dude, I was soo boonswaggled last night I drank piss out of the spit bucket and ran around naked until I forgot where the house party was at..."

Boonswaggled by Tricia B. June 19, 2008

Boomswaggling 

The act of pouring wet concrete inside your opponent’s asscrack, so when it hardens they can’t shit anymore. If they try to shit, they will explode and die from needing too much force to push poop through hard concrete.

Bartholomew: Gertrude you’re a bitch
Gertrude: I’m gonna fucking boomswaggle you
Bartholomew: No wait! Please! I take everything back!
Gertrude: Too late motherfucker (*starts boomswaggling*)
Bartholomew: aw fuck i gotta take a shit (*fucking explodes and dries*)

Boomswaggling by Thug Academy May 18, 2024