book blocked

When your friend is too busy reading their book to spend time with society. This includes anything from not leaving the house to not responding to a text.

"Hey can Max come to the party?" "No, he book blocked me."

by BookNerd9001 July 25, 2018

BockBlocked

When you half drunkenly rush down to your your local neighborhood "BlockBuster Video" 5 minutes before closing to rent a 99 cent shitty comedy, only to find, the door locked, a stoned video store employee checking in movies, while Shrek 2 plays on the in-store monitor. You succumb the higher powers, looking upwards, arms stretched outward... Why? The powers reply only symbolically. The illuminated BLOCKBUSTER VIDEO sign above is laughing down at you, silently clarifying, "You Have Been BOCKBLOCKED!"

"I don't know what to say baby. We're just going to have to watch Rush Hour 2 again... Fuck me, I got BockBlocked."

by DoftheA_200BC February 28, 2009