BockBlocked

When you half drunkenly rush down to your your local neighborhood "BlockBuster Video" 5 minutes before closing to rent a 99 cent shitty comedy, only to find, the door locked, a stoned video store employee checking in movies, while Shrek 2 plays on the in-store monitor. You succumb the higher powers, looking upwards, arms stretched outward... Why? The powers reply only symbolically. The illuminated BLOCKBUSTER VIDEO sign above is laughing down at you, silently clarifying, "You Have Been BOCKBLOCKED!"

"I don't know what to say baby. We're just going to have to watch Rush Hour 2 again... Fuck me, I got BockBlocked."

by DoftheA_200BC February 28, 2009

Cockblocked by Steve Jobs

The act or reactive measure when the opposite sex makes eye-contact with you and then proceeds to plug in their iPod as a defense mechanism to prevent you from making a move on them.

Josh: I saw this girl on the bus and was going to hit on her, then she busted out her iPod.

Sam: Aw man, you got cockblocked by Steve Jobs

by FreshPrince369 February 27, 2009

SockBlocked

When your wife bust you while you are rubbing one out.

She busted me rubbing one out last night. Dude you were sockblocked.

by Phinger November 19, 2016

Cockblocked by Jesus

When an attractive girl will not date you because you think that Christianity is hogwash.

Girl: Sorry but I want a relationship that is sanctioned by the Almighty God.

Friend: ooooh boy, you just got cockblocked by Jesus

by bombus August 18, 2010

Cockblocked

when you are going to hookup with some chick and then someone (her friend, cousin, whatever) comes in and sees to it that it doesnt happen

tony getting cockblocked on g5 by whatever the hell her name was.

by jim June 5, 2003

Jockblocked

The act of cutting short your gym workout because of prior commitments afterwards, only to find out that those plans have fallen through.

Eric totally jockblocked me the other day. I left the gym early to go meet him at the bar, but I got text saying he had to cancel as soon as I got there.

by whattheflutka February 22, 2011

Cockblocked By Association

When you can't date, or have sex, with someone because they're the friend of someone you dated, or had sex with. Most commonly experienced when one wants to date one of an ex's friends, but they can't, because they're the friend of their ex.

"-I wanna date Jenny, but she's my ex's best friend, so I can't.
-You my friend, have been cockblocked by association."

by DarkwingMotherfuckinDuck March 20, 2010