boobyboard 

The act of causing involuntary motor boating by grabbing someone's head and pressing it against your boobs.

I'm going to boobyboard the shit out of my husband until he buys me a new dog.

boobyboard by buttclapper March 1, 2021

BodyBoard 

the best sport to do in the whole fucken world....Standups r fags

lay down and get barreled... dont stand up..
see..lid

BodyBoard by Dakine February 19, 2003

bodyboarding 

The most hardcore way of wave-riding. Bodyboarders usually charge harder, get deeper barrels and bust higher airs than stand-up surfers. Contrary to popular belief, most bodyboarders can stand up surf, but choose not to (actually many do). Bodyboarding is usually practiced in (but not limited to) heavy reef waves (like shark island and teahupoo), wedgy waves(like the wedge), and heavy shorebreaks.

bodyboarding is sick!

bodyboarding by get barreled June 11, 2006

boozeboarding 

The practice of taking out a friend or colleague in the hopes of extracting information from them when they are drunk.

I heard boozeboarding was involved in getting her to talk about the affair that happened at the company Christmas party.

boozeboarding by Rylucpicard September 7, 2016

urban bodyboarding

One hell of a damn sweet kick ass sport

hey george you goober lets go urban bodyboarding with danha

urban bodyboarding by Golden Jewberwilly May 8, 2003

bodyboarding 

For warriors with massive cocks that could sink a surfer pussy any day of the week.

Bodyboarding is taking the prehistoric method of surfing. It can be proved that due to bodyboarders need to lie down on their board increases their sperm count ten fold. Whilst surfing can be attributed to surfers bleeding out of their own arse hole's.

Maybe you should try bodyboarding

bodyboarding by CaptainMorgan'sMum July 3, 2011

bodyboarding 

Straight-up gayest thing you can possibly do in the ocean, reserved for the most elite homosexuals in existence, Requires no skill.

Dick Draggers...

queer1: Hey bro lets go bodyboarding!
queer2: Ahh i gotta wait a couple days until my dick rash wears off cause its been draggin all over the place.

bodyboarding by getoffmybeach October 24, 2010