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bongulate 

To sit with your bong on an eve facing North where sea of stars cascade in her eyes and you torch up and make mad love and get into the groove, as the Madonna used to say.
When she ran her hand up my gland I no longer felt comfortably and bourgeois bland and put my hand on the bong and played the blues on it like it was a saxophone weeping for joy in the early morning hours of new love -- oh, sweet jeezuz, bongulate!
bongulate by barleycorn July 17, 2021
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The process of a person or object growing in size, mass, or volume.
Yo man, that girl's thicker than a Snicker now, but give her a couple of years and that broad's gonna bigulate.
Bigulate by Big_Lew November 3, 2010

Bonslater 

The act of punching someone in the face using your asscheek.
Yowch! I got BONSLATERED

Give me back my calculator, or imma pull a bonslater on you!!
Bonslater by WootMobile February 9, 2008

bobulate 

verb. 1. The opposite of discombobulate. To compose, or to leave confusion. 2. To leave a state of bewilderment and enter a state of rightness. 3. To full on thrash befuddlement.
"After a slight mix up I was able to full on bobulate with 'Nicksters at the record label."
bobulate by Esau Kessler June 1, 2007

Bongalite 

Someone who rips lots of bongs. A proper bongalite would never role a zoot
Lets have a bongalite meeting
Bongalite by A bongalite god August 6, 2016

bongwater 

the water inside a bong used to cool the smoke before it is inhaled. Should be changed after every bong session or it gets really nasty
Hey man, you just spilled bongwater all over my couch, that shit reeks. I think you douched the bowl too you mo-ron.
bongwater by Spanky McSpunk April 14, 2003

mongulated 

A slang term used to describe something as being mutated or in any way malformed in appearance, specifically resembling a mixture of different components.

Derived from the term 'mongrel'.
1. What the hell is wrong with that bird? It looks completely mongulated!

2. The sauce was literally dripping onto the floor, alongside soaked scraps of bread and paper mongulated all over the table.
mongulated by Vagabond October 8, 2006