bobulate 

verb. 1. The opposite of discombobulate. To compose, or to leave confusion. 2. To leave a state of bewilderment and enter a state of rightness. 3. To full on thrash befuddlement.

"After a slight mix up I was able to full on bobulate with 'Nicksters at the record label."

bobulate by Esau Kessler June 1, 2007

bobulate 

the motion made while on a ripstick

In order to make a ripstick move one must bobulate

bobulate by David Costas February 12, 2008

Bobulate 

Discombobulate; adjective: to disconcert, confuse, unsettle. A disconcerting state of confusion.

By the rules of English prefixes, it stands to reason that there is a both a ‘combobulate’ and a ‘bobulate’, but what do they mean?

Dis – as a prefix – negates. So ‘combobulate’ must be the opposite of discombobulate.

Discombobulate comprises two basic elements: ‘untogetherness’ & ‘confusion’, so a direct opposite of that – combobulate – must be ‘clear togetherness’

That the prefix ‘com’ means ‘together’ or ’with’ only reinforces this argument.

But what then does ‘bobulate’ mean? It cannot simply have the same meaning as discombobulate as that would be superfluous, but it must also be an opposite.

The double prefix in discombobulate is unusual but it does lead to a particular conclusion with regards to the meaning of bobulate.

Dis is a negative.

Com means together.

If you strip the negativity and the togetherness out of discombobulate you are left with a positive untogetherness, or a concerting confusion.

So, I propose that ‘bobulation’ is harmony in disarrangement.

To paraphrase vocabulary.com: ‘If you don’t know up from down, you can’t spell your own name and this is a disconcerting experience, you may be discombobulated’.

Therefore recovering from such a state would be combobulating, and enjoying it would be bobulating.

Wow, I am all over the place I can’t tell my up from down but strangely I’m thoroughly enjoying the experience, I feel totally bobulated.

Bobulate by Steph Győry April 30, 2024

Discombobulated bobulator 

A very confused man and/or woman who is going through tough times. They can also make random choices e.g. Sticking their head down the toilet.

The discombobulated bobulator wondered why his head was in the toilet.

Discombobulated bobulator by Bobulated July 21, 2020

blobulate 

1. To mold/form into blobs.

2. To break a larger form into smaller blobular pieces.

Example: When you drop something liquid, it usually blobulates after hitting the ground.

Example: In Terminator 2.. After the scene where the terminator was shattered into peices.. It blobulated, returned to his previous form.

blobulate by Quintin Paulson September 12, 2005

bogulate 

To go to the toilet.

I'm just going to bogulate.

bogulate by Spruce December 7, 2003

bobulated 

being in a state of confusion / similar to "discombobulated" (to throw into a state of confusion), yet the opposite of "combobulated" (to remove from a state of confusion)

The monk was bobulated without his usual morning brekkers

The nun had always been bobulated, despite the monk's best efforts to discombobulate her...

We are all completely bobulated !

bobulated by taffertaffer August 15, 2010