7 definitions by Spanky McSpunk

Lumber

Marijuana stems. Generally referring to obnoxiously big sticks with little or no buds attached to them found in a bag of pot to give it weight.

Fuck copping weed from Jimmy man, that low-count's bags are always full of lumber.

by Spanky McSpunk April 15, 2003

bufe

verb used to describe an act of gay anal sex. Frequently spelled phoneticaly as "boof"

Yo dude, that guy across the bar keeps checking out your package man, I think he wants to bufe you.

by Spanky McSpunk April 15, 2003

diesel

street slang for PCP, angel dust

It smells like burning plastic in here, you assholes have been smoking diesel again. You better not have used my fucking bong, I don't want that shit in it.

by Spanky McSpunk April 15, 2003

bundles

a number of small heroin baggies rubber banded together for sale.

I was going to kick today, but my boy came back from spanish harlem with a couple bundles and we shot up all day.

by Spanky McSpunk April 15, 2003

sagging

wearing ones pants around the hips so that they sag down and bunch up around the ankles. Originally, this was a prison thing that signified that you were another prisoner's property, ie bitch. Punks were forced to wear their pants this way so it would be easier for their masters to pull their pants down and butt-fuck them. Somehow this became a 1990's fashion trend. I learned this from watching a TV special on prison life. The inmate who related the story was an elderly black gentleman who had been sentenced to life in prison and had been there for over fifty years. He marveled how such a mark of shame became a fashion statement. He said that younger inmates don't believe him when he tells them but swears it's the truth. I believed him. I also think they should let him out already, he's like 80 and I don't think he represents a threat to society.

Look at any wanna-be gangster (wankster) How the hell are you supposed to run from cops with your pants around your hips and your shoes unlaced anyway. If any of these little punk-asses actually did anything bad enough to get them thrown in the slammer they would no doubt shortly find out exactly what saggy pants are good for.

by Spanky McSpunk April 16, 2003

bongwater

the water inside a bong used to cool the smoke before it is inhaled. Should be changed after every bong session or it gets really nasty

Hey man, you just spilled bongwater all over my couch, that shit reeks. I think you douched the bowl too you mo-ron.

by Spanky McSpunk April 15, 2003

greased

ambushed by a spray of lead count the bullet holes in your head. Verb meaning to be severely injured or killed by a spray of bullets from an automatic weapon. See also GREASE for the origin of the word

I snuck up behind that fucking camper and greased him good with my UMP-45.

by Spanky McSpunk April 15, 2003