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bonga longa

“Bonga longa” is described as an elongated and erect male genital organ, extending well beyond the average length. Its size might be noticeable in both girth and length, and it could have a prominent, defined shape. The skin might be smooth, and veins could be more visible due to the increased blood flow when erect. The tip, or glans, could be more pronounced due to the additional length. Descriptions might vary based on context, personal preferences, or cultural influences.

Bonga is the wideness and longa is the longness.

"Bonga longa" could be used as a slang or playful synonym for "long penis," but it would be highly informal and context-specific. Since it's not a recognized term in standard English, its meaning would depend entirely on how it's used within a specific group or setting. If you plan to use "bonga longa" in this way, be aware that it might not be understood universally and could require some explanation.
"Did you see that bonga longa he had?"
"Yeah, i almost fainted from the sight of it!"
by Rimlaal August 17, 2024
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Banga Langa, Shanga Shama

This word is typically said when someone doesn’t know what to do. (Typically said by Dudebros)
John: do you want a coffee or tea
Dudebro: Banga Langa, Shanga Shama
by FaZe Relic August 2, 2018
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Binga linga shinga haha hahaha

1.Shut the fuck up

2.Im not listening
3.Im done with this conversation
4.Here i am (LOOK AT ME !!!!!!)

5."IM HOME"!!!!

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

SHOULD ALWAYS BE YELLED !!!!!
Other person: what are you doing?

You: im busy right now can we talk later!!

Other person: gosh i was just asking what you was doing. Anyways what is that you are doin tho

You : BINGA LINGA SHINGA HAHA HAHAHA
by Dejalove December 27, 2022
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Bongalong

A proclamation used to define or state the use of, or intended use, of a water pipe or "Bong."
"HARK! coincidentally the time is 4:20 ........BONGALONG!"

-also used in a similar context as "bang a rang"
by Kings Mcman November 30, 2007
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Bongalongis

Bongalongis is an entity that has been created by purely the human mind. It slowly spread from the original holder of Bongalongis by convincing victims to join the cult/religion. The Bongalongis crisis gets into their vocabularies, pronouns, and soon enough, their identity. Bongalongis victims gradually transform into the curse of Bongalongis. Some witnesses say affected victims start asking you about their opinion of Bongalongis. It starts of as casual, and one might take it as a joke. But, do not, I repeat, do *not* think of it as a joke. Once you get further into the questioning, the Bongalongis disease is able to transfer over to your brain. Said disease approximately takes 5-10 minutes. About 20 minutes is when its full effect takes place. There is no current solution or antidote for Bongalongis. Our only warning is to *stay away from any mention of Bongalongis.* Stay safe out there. Don’t get infected, stay protected.
"Have you heard of Bongalongis?"

"OMG, yeah! My friend was cursed by it."

"How unfortunate!"
by Bongalongis July 11, 2023
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Bongalongis

Bongalongis, July 10th, 2023:

Bongalongis is an entity that has been created by purely the human mind. It slowly spread from the original holder of Bongalongis by convincing victims to join the cult/religion. The Bongalongis crisis gets into their vocabularies, pronouns, and soon enough, their identity. Bongalongis victims gradually transform into the curse of Bongalongis. Some witnesses say affected victims start asking you about their opinion of Bongalongis. It starts off as casual, and one might take it as a joke. But, do not, I repeat, do *not* think of it as a joke. Once you get further into the questioning, the Bongalongis disease is able to transfer over to your brain. Said disease approximately takes 5-10 minutes. About 20 minutes is when its full effect takes place. There is no current solution or antidote for Bongalongis. Our only warning is to *stay away from any mention of Bongalongis.* Stay safe out there. Don’t get infected, stay protected.
worship Bongalongis🙏🙏🤲🛐
by Bongalongis July 12, 2023
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bongalong

noun
extra-long bong that looks retarded af that #420noobs use
ange: lets use that!
yan: no yuck thats a bongalong
ange: yeh tru we arent noobs
by gucci gorls July 27, 2018
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