boney m 

boney m was a west german band that made the song Rasputin.

"boney m is german... what?"

boney m by 2mxujhyt November 2, 2022

Boney Meat Whip 

A leg kick to the extreme upper region of the human body (i.e. cranium).

It is noted that it takes on this resemblance in mid flight, looking like a whip made of meat with two large segments of bone to give it tinsel strength.

Also noted that a successful boney meat whip often cause such side effects in the receiver: concussion, fainting, temporal loss of all motor skills and headache.

"I don't know if he can get through that guard Mitch he... OMFG he boney meat whipped him through his guard and that is it ladies and gentlemen. That man is going home tonight."

"Man in all my years Bob I will never grow tired of watching one man boney meat whip another grown ass man into the hellish world of technical knockout."

"Indeed Mitch, well that was an excellent KO to leave our audience with, make sure to tune in tomorrow as the mangler goes up against Jake "the jackhammer" Neilson."

BOTH-"Goodnight everyone."

Boney Meat Whip by MitchimusmaximuS August 7, 2011

boney meat-tower

Name for a penis

All around general insult

Used when describing canned salmon

"Ey yo girl you wanna climb up on my boney-meat tower?"

"Yo I won that Jenga game fair and square you boney meat-tower"

boney meat-tower by GeneralSam123 November 15, 2016

Boney Meat-Tower

Can be used as a name for a penis, an all-around insult, or used when describing canned salmon

Ey yo girl you wanna climb up on my Boney Meat-Tower
Yo I won that Jenga Game Fair and square You Boney Meat-Tower

Boney Meat-Tower by snoboob May 18, 2018

boney maloney 

The 'Fuck You' middle finger gesture in which the 'down' fingers are tightly held against the palm with the thumb, rather than bent at the second knuckle and framing the middle finger. This is the more offensive form of the gesture.

"I said she had nice eyes and she flipped me off, man. And it was the boney maloney!" "Ooof"

boney maloney by chickchockcheese September 7, 2013

Boner M. 

A Eurodicksco group consisting of 4 Caribbean sluts and 1 mofo.

Their songs gave everyone in the 70’s boners (hence their name) with their catchy music.

They were known for their hit song Asspootin, which’s about the Russian leader Asspootin, a.k.a. the original Vladimir Pootin.
They were also known for their songs Ma. Fucker as well as the 1st 2 songs on their album Oceans of Fantasy such as El Slut and Gotta Go Hoe (which’s a cover of Hello Bummelbahn by Nighttrain).

Ben: I Wanna listen to some real music.
Gregory: Well then have you listened to Boner M.
Ben: I haven’t thought about them.
Gregory: You’ll love them, they made Eurodicksco music.
Ben: Ok.
Gregory: Well what do you think.
Ben: My favorite song is Asspootin.
Gregory: Great.
Ben: I wish they made more music.
Gregory: Me too.
Ben: All we have is poosic from crappers.
Gregory: Well yeah.

Boner M. by gregben March 24, 2022

Boney meat-tower

Name for a penis
All around general insult
Used when describing canned salmon

Ey yo girl wanna climb up on my boney meat-tower?
I won that Jenga game fair and square you boney meat-tower

Boney meat-tower by 12deda November 17, 2016