boner music 

Music played in erectile dysfunction commercials. Usually some generic southern guitar jam that makes you look up, then quickly back down again because they're telling you how to "get it done".

There's always an awkward silence after the boner music stops.

boner music by Dustybutt Jones November 28, 2010

Music Boner 

It's like an affection erection.

On your heart.

But it's because of the music porn you're listening to.

And it effects your heart and your mind.

*You may also literally get an erection or get wet.

A.J: Dude I'm getting a music boner listening to all this music porn!

Julie: Dang those songs you're listening to must be real good.

Music Boner by mayhem_kidd February 4, 2014

Musical boner 

When music is so good it becomes arousing.

Dude, i had a musical boner all the way through the tame impala concert last night.

Musical boner by Phil lesherson January 20, 2014

Musical Boner 

When someone sings so well, so much dopamine is released and spread, that it gives either the singer or the audience a boner.

Person one: Dude! did you hear Alice Cooper's Poison on the radio yesterday?
Person two: Hell yeah! I swear I got a Musical boner about halfway through!

Musical Boner by weirdw1232 November 11, 2013

[musical boner] 

The way a pretty girl might give a man an erection, a culinary boner is music that excites people.

Dude 1: Have you heard the new Radiohead?

Dude 2: Yeah, and I had a huge musical boner. It's awesome!

[musical boner] by princesscrunchy January 9, 2009