boner bump

When someone snorts any amount of cocaine off a fully erect penis. A partial erection does not qualify, nor is it recommended, because a full erection provides a table-like surface for the user, and partial erections may cause the cocaine to be unduly displaced.

Hey baby, you wanna do a boner bump? I just scored some really good stuff and I already have a stiffy.

by Bloatedoyster June 30, 2018

boner bump

When you're at a concert and the crowds really pumped, then the guy behind you pokes/grazes your back with his boner.

"That guy totally boner bumped me"
Awkward...

by That's nasty man March 17, 2009

boner bump

the act of snorting a bump of cocaine off of a boner

hey matthew, let's do boner bumps before we go out tonight!

by Go The Limit June 28, 2024

Boner Bumper

A person who bumps his Boner with that of another. Typically a male homosexual.

That boner bumper over there looks to be checkin' you out, Bobby.

by lich707 October 29, 2004

Boney Bump

The act of doing a line of coke off of someone’s penis.

I heard they’re doing boney bumps in the bathroom.

by ibanghotmilfs69 June 1, 2025

bump bones

To have sexual intercourse; to have sex or get sexed;
to screw, get screwed, or busy screwing;
to get laid; doing the bump and grind;
to fuck, getting fucked, or busy fucking...

Yes... a lotta names for an act of pleasurable sex. :)

Alexis and I didn't waste time to jump
in the sack and bump bones with each other.

by CDSmith1967 October 27, 2005

bumpy road boner

When you're driving along a bumpy road, and the constant bumping around makes your body get confused due to all the penis flopage occuring within your pants, and to your surprise you get a boner. Also known as a "brb."

While taking the buggy for a spin I got a bumpy road boner and had to lie about why I didn't want to get up from the drivers seat. "I'm just checking the gauges," I said.

by crazy b February 11, 2005