bollocksock

A thermal, cotton, elasticated pouch, or 'sock', sold in specialist outdoor clothing retailers, which is used to keep the testicles warm in colder climates.

It's getting pretty nippy out there with all that frozen fog. I'd be sure to slip on your bollocksock before we set off on the hike.

by Rancidballs April 12, 2010

bollocksology

1)bollocksology is the burocratic study of talking bollocks
2) christian science

1) that P.T.A. meeting was a load of bollocksology
2) bollocksology

by ldada December 25, 2006

Bollockfuck

The act of a man pleasuring a woman by inserting their testicles into a woman's vagina

Man: Do you want me to bollockfuck you?
Woman: Okay then

by Doubtful wanderer March 14, 2011

bollocksoneer

An utterly contemptible person. Derived from bollocks, the British slang term for testicles.

"Hey, watch the reactor control handle...argh....bollocksoneer!"

"His testicle elephantiasis was so bad, we nicknamed him 'bollocksoneer' for good time's sake."

by SomeoneAmazing March 8, 2007

bollocksoaks

A derogatory term used to define a less than watchable soap program, more commonly used describing a particular soap.

'I'm off to watch hollyoaks ducky', 'Don't you mean bollocksoaks my bambi'

by Demoncards January 1, 2008