bollock chops 

A person who has the facial features that resemble a pair of bollocks.

mainly people of a larger and middle aged appearance suffer from 'bollock chops'

bollock chops by dirty kev October 8, 2003

Bollock chops 

When you swallow a pair of bollocks and they get stuck down either side of your cheeks

So I was seeing this guy and now I have bollock chops

Bollock chops by Bc_mum September 14, 2022

bollocky bollocky bollock-chops 

English term for something that is extreme bullshit.

Crust:"Bollocky bollocky bollock-chops!!"

bollocky bollocky bollock-chops by Chris - The Her May 4, 2005

Bollocks Chops 

See Shitlegs.

Hello Bollock Chops!

Bollocks Chops by BURKBURKBURKBURK August 18, 2003

bollocky chops

A comment directed to one whose "chops" (or face if you like) are bollocky.

"Oi! 'urry it up bollocky chops!"

bollocky chops by MartinDG June 26, 2006

BollockChops 

A word made from the two words "Bollocks" (balls, testicles etc) and "Chops" (mouth, lips etc.)

This is used by a person to describe or name somebody who has said something that is rubbish, inflammatory, or abusive to them.

1: "I'm related to royalty, you know!"
"Fuck off, bollockchops. You might be a queen but you aren't royal."

2: Chuck: "I'm only telling you all to do it because I know better and you are all too damn ignorant to figure it out by yourselves"

Bill (under his breath) "Crap, Bollockchops is spoiling for a fight again."

BollockChops by blueliner49 January 30, 2010

bollockchops 

name derived from Simon. Will usually find them teabagging their mother.

ie: I saw simon last night with his mother, what a bollockchop.

bollockchops by ewan February 11, 2004