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fat boyscout 

A person (mainly a fat boy) who always seeks the approval (and rewards) of his elders and betters by doing good deeds, sometimes to show off to what few friends he has
That Charlie's a right fat boyscout, always offering to trim Mrs Grannysmith's hedge whenever he sees her!
fat boyscout by Doddi September 15, 2007

boyscout 

1. An individual (typicaly a male) who aproaches every situaion with careful thought and skill.

2. One who does everything according to the rules.

3. One who is not rebelious or a rule breaker; always on time. Punctual. Polite to a fault.
Your a total boyscout with that first aid kit in your wallet! What else have you got in there, a compass & two-way radio!
boyscout by Joseph Furio April 30, 2006

secret boyscout 

One who is a boyscout, but prevents his friends from knowing so, for fear of rejection.
"Man, did you hear jack is a secret boyscout?"

"Well we can't hang out with him ever again."
secret boyscout by Jared Smith January 10, 2008

Boyscout Fire 

The Homosexual act of rubbing male privates together; making friction.
I selected the wrong pay-per-view last night and caught a glimpse of two dudes rubbing their junk together, like they were trying to make a boyscout fire.
Boyscout Fire by dburns101 February 5, 2014

Porcelain BoyScout 

A sexual act involving a toilet a neckerchief and two people in which the person sitting on the toilet receives fillacio from the second person while choking them with a boyscouts neckerchief and deficating simultaniously.
I woke up in jail this morning being told by the officer on duty that I was going to burn in hell for choking a hooker in a subway bathroom with my dew rag. I responded that I was giving her a porcelain boyscout.

Boyscout water

Put some Boyscout water on the fire
Boyscout water by Boyscout water February 18, 2017