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“Rah. you have fat back, big bunda, Let’s boggleSwoggle”
BoggleSwoggle by BigBundaBoyzz February 27, 2022
A form of tea-bagging where you set your testicles on the bridge of someone's nose so they fall into the eye sockets. A set of ball-goggles = boggles.
I totally boggled you when you were passed out. Boggles the mind
Boggles by PJT Cyclone February 14, 2014

Boggles the Mind 

An event or series of events that cause a reasonable person to question how such wildly unusual things could ever happen. A mind "explosion." Having an overwhelming or confusingly large effect on the mind.
It just boggles the mind to look at the bum flash of Beyonce's ass in that thong.

Judge Sullivan: “It just boggles the mind that the State Department allowed this circumstance to arise in the first place,” in his opinion about Hillary Clinton's home brew email server.

It just boggles the mind how Donald Trump could advocate giving nuclear weapons to South Korea or claim that the Judge Gonzalo Curiel is biased against him because of his last name.

It just boggles the mind that the two candidates for POTUS in 2016 are both deeply unpopular with reasonably well-informed voters.
Boggles the Mind by euphemismo September 6, 2016

hoogan bogglesnorts 

you are a hoogan bogglesnorts
The act of placing a man's ball sack over someones eyes.
While she slept, I joyously gave her a warm, fuzzy pair of boggles.
Boggles by Boggle Master January 2, 2009

Bogglesocker

A person who stares at someones socks, and tries to steal them.
"Dude, look at that birko eyeing up our socks!"
"God yeah man, what a bogglesocker!"
Bogglesocker by Liam Porter July 19, 2007