bobsess

(v) to harbour an unhealthy obsession for one's boss.

mj: dude, i spent all morning googling my hot boss...
ak: dude thats lame, you're totally bobsessed!

by lucypelt June 28, 2010

Dirty Bobessa

The act of aborting in front of your husband while being sexually assaulted by a group of angry mexicans

Tracy did a dirty bobessa last night in front of her husband Jim

by BogusAnalus February 1, 2021

bobsessed

Unnatural obsession with cartoon character Bob the Builder, usually displayed by 2-4 year old boys

Oh my god, if he says "Can we Fix it? YES WE CAN!" one more time, I'll kill the bobsessed little brat.

by ThePeteMan June 11, 2006

Bobsees

The marking's left on a wall to indicate that all movements, thoughts, and intentions are monitored and seen by Bob.

Jerry Cassowary warned us that Bobsees by tagging it on the wall.

by pHoenixROX March 28, 2022

bobness

usually contains at least 40% alcohol, always wears a beanie

your just a bobness you!!

by allen jamieson April 21, 2005

Bobness

The essence of emulating Bob.

I glow with a powerful Bobness.

by Colony October 14, 2003

Boosess

A secretive but innocent description of anal sex.

I simply asked her if she enjoyed sweet boosess.

by anonymous November 9, 2022