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The lowest card in a Full House.
I sure got dealt a Bob Saget.
BoB Saget by M. Lisac February 7, 2005
The illest mother fucker in a cardigan sweater.
O man! That mother fucker is ill in that cardigan sweater! That must be Bob Saget!
bob saget by FUNK MASTER C July 19, 2006
A phrase commonly uttered by high schoolers who were just introduced to tourettes guy on youtube.

once uttered these two words create great annoyance among the masses

also a really weird guy that has hosted AFV and starred on full house
Ah BOB SAGET!!!

- Shut up kid

BOB SAGET!!!
I said STFU!
Bob Saget by Blonde Haired Midget January 14, 2010
A common phrase used by the tourettes guy, from tourettesguy.com, in the place of "oh shit."
Tourettes guy's fish sticks are hard as tits.. "OH BOB SAGET!"
bob saget by emily snazzyshorts July 28, 2005

Oh Bob Saget! 

Used when making a mistake, or just getting mad in general. Originates from the turretesguy.com video where he says "Oh Bob Saget!" several times when getting mad. The terms is so funny because Bob Saget is a very random thing to say when you get mad, and because he was a star on the show "Full House", and he now is a dirty comedian. The term "Oh Bob Saget!" is often used in place of a curse word such as sh_t, f_ck, or d_mn. Sometimes, just "Bob Saget" is used without saying "Oh" before. Can also be derived into the forms:
(Oh) Bobby,
(Oh) Bobby Saggy (rarely (Oh) Robby Saggy), and
(Oh) Robert Saget (also, on rare occasions).

No other forms of Bob/ Rob/ Robert/ Bobby/ Robby/ Sag/ Saget/ Saggy are correct, and will not be tolerated.
Other forms may be later derived after the publishing of this defintion that are approved, and will be updated.

Note: please do not make use (although one may be very tempted to) of Bob Saget's sister's name, "Gay Saget", as se has passed away. Thank you very much.
Oh Bob Saget! I just spilled my lemonade!
BOBBY (slight pause) SAGGY!... BOBBY (slight pause) SAGGY!... THAT DID NOT JUST HAPPEN!
Oh Bob Saget! by Robert Saget July 24, 2006

Bob Saget War 

An exchange of words, usually on a school bus or other crowded environment. It normally consists of several people saying "Bob Saget" in increasing loudness until people are screaming it at the top of their lungs and the bus driver has to bitch.
Sam: Bob Saget....

Jeremy: Bob Saget.

Ralph: Bob Saget!

Kenny: Bob Saget!!

Eric: BOB SAAAAAAGEEEHHHHT!!!!!!!

Bus Driver: Just shut the hell up! I'm sick of your Bob Saget War, this is the fifth time this week!

Sam: *cough*Bobsaget*cough*
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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