Böblingen

Town in southwest Germany, quite possibly the pus-filled blister on the asshole of the world. If you know Böblingen, you'll love to live anywhere.

Person 1: I was born in Böblingen.
Person 2: Oh shit, seriously? Aw dude, I'm so sorry for you.
Person 1: Yeah, me too.

by D00dmeister March 21, 2009

bellingen

A town known for its high stoner population and strong marijuana

Hey you smoke weed?
Yeah, im from bellingen

by Nick Bruce September 26, 2007

Bellingen

A town in Australia which is known for being a very large drug consumption place.
The town is pretty much just full of 13 year old stoners and wannabe eshays (peshays)

Person A: “yo where are you from?”
Person B: “Bellingen”
Person A: “Oh, you must do drugs then”

by Bon3rrr January 11, 2020

bollinger

n., a noticeable bulge in the front of a man's pants, comprised of the penis, testicles, or both, that causes onlookers of both sexes extreme discomfort, especially in a public setting

Man, that guy's bollinger was all the talk of the courtroom spectators.

by Gary Stuckenschneider July 15, 2006

Bollingered

When someone twists the truth and reinvents history, with the sole aim of boosting the credibility of the speaker. The act is only done by people who have f****d-up badly, and are striving to save face.

That vile cow Deborah just Bollingered me again. I hope she rots in hell.

by bendybits March 27, 2009

Bollinger

To invite-and-insult your guest. To go Bollinger or pull a Bollinger is to do what Columbia President Lee Bollinger did when introducing Iranian President Ahmedinejad. Bollinger shed any trace scholarly integrity and went on an emotional tirade, denouncing the democratically elected Ahmedinejad as a "petty and cruel dictator."

With all due respect, Mr. President, I can handle my own introduction if you plan to go Bollinger on me.

by El Oaxuco October 10, 2007

bollingering

From malingering -- to evade duty or work by pretending to be incapacitated -- it means to drink so much champagne (Bollinger) at lunch that you are actually incapacitated for the rest of the day.

The company's cracking down on Bollingering since so many people are taking 3-hour lunch breaks.

by mizkitteh June 2, 2009