bob the blob

the blobiest bob in the entire universe. son of dod the blob, mom the blob. Very baby blue color shade. Mom is purple, dad is dark blue. Has a girlfriend named Aby.

bob the blob raped my mom, bob the blob kissed my ass

bob the blob by odedodo1 February 10, 2019

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Bob the blob

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This is bob the blob.

His name is bob.
He is a blob.
thank you
:)

Bob the blob... can he fix it?!?

Bob the blob... NO HE CAN'T

Bob the blob by bobby_blobby January 18, 2021

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BobTheBlob

An absolute legend. Bloody best C++ scripter out there. Mystiuak is dead because he's not there anymore. God, this guy is a fucking powerhouse when it comes to scripting. He's a perfect example of an alpha male and a supreme leader to all. This hero can't get enough praise. He deserves everyfuckingthing around upon request. Shame to anyone who thinks otherwise.

Have you heard of BobTheBlob?
No...?
Fucking hang yourself.
Oh.

BobTheBlob by Somekidontheinternet February 13, 2018

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BobTheBlob

An unholy furry. Absolutely shit at obbies and has a severe Adine fetish. Don't let him near anything dragon related or he will hump and cum on them. He is also pregnant and is morbidly obese. God help this man, cause a gym sure won't.

Hey! I'm going to a furry convention, want to come?

As much as I, BobTheBlob, am diehard furry, I can't imagine walking to the convention, too much exercise. I'll just jack off to some more Adine porn.

Okay..

BobTheBlob by chiekn May 15, 2021

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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