bob the blob

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the blobiest bob in the entire universe. son of dod the blob, mom the blob. Very baby blue color shade. Mom is purple, dad is dark blue. Has a girlfriend named Aby.

bob the blob raped my mom, bob the blob kissed my ass

bob the blob by odedodo1 February 10, 2019

Words you can keep

Bob the blob

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
This is bob the blob.

His name is bob.
He is a blob.
thank you
:)

Bob the blob... can he fix it?!?

Bob the blob... NO HE CAN'T

Bob the blob by bobby_blobby January 18, 2021

BobTheBlob

An absolute legend. Bloody best C++ scripter out there. Mystiuak is dead because he's not there anymore. God, this guy is a fucking powerhouse when it comes to scripting. He's a perfect example of an alpha male and a supreme leader to all. This hero can't get enough praise. He deserves everyfuckingthing around upon request. Shame to anyone who thinks otherwise.

Have you heard of BobTheBlob?
No...?
Fucking hang yourself.
Oh.

BobTheBlob by Somekidontheinternet February 13, 2018

BobTheBlob

An unholy furry. Absolutely shit at obbies and has a severe Adine fetish. Don't let him near anything dragon related or he will hump and cum on them. He is also pregnant and is morbidly obese. God help this man, cause a gym sure won't.

Hey! I'm going to a furry convention, want to come?

As much as I, BobTheBlob, am diehard furry, I can't imagine walking to the convention, too much exercise. I'll just jack off to some more Adine porn.

Okay..

BobTheBlob by chiekn May 15, 2021

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026