board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

boardchow 

Small food particles and what not that collect in between the keyboard keys.

"No thanks, I don't need lunch. I'll just get some boardchow."

boardchow by Robzilla April 9, 2003

boardchow 

the stuff that comes out of Robzilla's ass

Crap, Robz is eating his boardchow again.

boardchow by Anon. April 9, 2003

chowder beard 

Cum Shot Facial. When the male cums on each cheek below the eye. And the Cum drips down.

Verb. Male shoots cum across the lip and down each cheek in a beard fashion.

Girl he gave me that Chowder Beard

I look like I just got Chowder Beard

chowder beard by swollen richard January 22, 2014