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bluntshot 

A bluntshot is when you take dick for a hit of the blunt
Cosmo "Let me hit the blunt" Zope "Can you suck it? Come take this bluntshot"
bluntshot by enormityblue October 10, 2023
Words you can keep

bluntsmith 

Someone who is especially skilled at rolling blunts.
Person 1 : "Dude, this blunt is burning hella slow!"

Person 2 : "Yea i know, my man Mike is one hell of a bluntsmith!"
bluntsmith by Bloodgoose November 30, 2009

bentshot 

gayboy. can also be known as a knob jockey, jobby jabber, limp wristed dough eyed doughnut puncher.etc.etc.etc
you are a fuckin bentshot, so's yer old man!!
bentshot by pete February 9, 2004
1.) A person who is such a jerk that they surpass the rank of 'asshole' and deserve to be called a 'Blunthole.'

2.) Another term for 'taint.'
"Did you eat my last Hot Pocket?"
"Yeah."
"Why you gotta be such a blunthole?"
Blunthole by hØØt February 5, 2010

bluntchitis

When you hit a blunt hard and cough heavily
Anthony *takes hit from blunt and coughs*
"I wonder if our neighbors think we have Bronchitis or something "
Joe "nah we got that Bluntchitis"
bluntchitis by Sydonious April 13, 2015

Bluntsworth 

The amount of weed needed to fill a blunt.
Ex:1

Dealer: Hey man how much you need?
Buyer: Oh not too much, just a Bluntsworth.
Dealer: Aite, I got you. *hands him some weed*
Buyer: Cool, you gonna throw some in?
Dealer: *silence*

Ex: 2
Buyer: Man I'm all out of green can you sell me some?
Dealer: Dude all I got left is a Bluntsworth that cool
Buyer: Yeah, that's all I need ;)
Bluntsworth by Jobs The Who? October 15, 2011

Morningside blindshot 

A form of blindshot involving two attackers working in concert against a single unsuspecting opponent. The first attacker will point behind the victim and loudly exclaim "look out behind you!". The victim will generally ignore this as an obvious attempt to gain an advantage via deception, at which point the second attacker hits the victim from behind. This term comes from the New Zealand animated series Bro' town
Vale: "Look out behind you!"
Victim: "Ha ha, foolish child, I'm not falling for such a ...."
*CLANG!*
Valea: "Yeah, Morningside blindshot!"
Morningside blindshot by dikkietee October 9, 2008
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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