Definition revised, disregard previous definition. A blunkie is: the act of receiving oral sex while relieving oneself of excrement. i.e. getting a blow job while taking a shit anytime anywhere.
Josh decideed to grab a magazine and spend some quality time in the bathroom, when his woman surprised him with a blunkie.
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Originally meant to be fraternity pledge categories. Also another phrase describing small people or dwarves
Originally meant to be fraternity pledge categories. Also another phrase describing small people or dwarves
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when people used to play guitar hero and covered half their screen with a blanket to form a false hyperspeed
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when people used to play guitar hero and covered half their screen with a blanket to form a false hyperspeed
"yo imma go blankie mode"
"it's better with a heated blanket"
"that's why I have one."
"fuck it, blankie mode time"
*proceeds to cover half the screen with a blanket*
"ah, perfect"
"it's better with a heated blanket"
"that's why I have one."
"fuck it, blankie mode time"
*proceeds to cover half the screen with a blanket*
"ah, perfect"
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