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Definition revised, disregard previous definition. A blunkie is: the act of receiving oral sex while relieving oneself of excrement. i.e. getting a blow job while taking a shit anytime anywhere.
Josh decideed to grab a magazine and spend some quality time in the bathroom, when his woman surprised him with a blunkie.
Blunkie by R & R September 7, 2006
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A blunt that consists of both Marijuana and heroin.
Yooo bro last night I smoked a blunkie and the relaxation was so profound, I got a glimpse of true NIRVANA!!!!!
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Star Blunkie 

A Blunkie of the stars, from Bro-hio.

Originally meant to be fraternity pledge categories. Also another phrase describing small people or dwarves
Would you rather be a moon cricket, a star Blunkie or a sea brownie?
Star Blunkie by Sandthrower January 28, 2018
When a man ejaculates on a females face and she receives some ejaculate in the eye.
Damn girl....I just gave you a blinkie!
Blinkie by Benny Black December 19, 2005
A small blaket that a child carries around with them, they usually get the blankie when they are born or very young
Awww... look at that kid with that blankie, how cute.

Blingin' Blunkin 

recieving a blunkin from a female with a paul wall grill(gold and diamond teeth)
See that beeotch wit da bling on her grill? She gave me a dope blingin' blunkin at 6 in tha mornin. WORD
Blingin' Blunkin by bigmarty466 July 24, 2008

Blankie mode 

when you are in a blanket all day and refuse to leave it
or
when people used to play guitar hero and covered half their screen with a blanket to form a false hyperspeed
"yo imma go blankie mode"
"it's better with a heated blanket"
"that's why I have one."

"fuck it, blankie mode time"
*proceeds to cover half the screen with a blanket*
"ah, perfect"
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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