blumpklestilskin 

When you awake on the toilet to find you are getting head from an old man

after a long drinking with your grandpa you pass out on the toilet.
Wake and find gramps giving you head.
That's a blumpklestilskin

blumpklestilskin by Big dick blaque November 25, 2013

blumplestiltskin  

the act of receiving oral sex from a garden gnome while taking a dump.

Inspired by the original Blumpkin or blumpie, blumplestiltskin was created to better fit this more specific gnome-related situation.

"that was the best blumplestiltskin everr"

"hey, come over here and give me a blumplestiltskin you dirty lil gnome"

blumplestiltskin by pud850 December 19, 2008

blumpelstilskin 

recieving oral sex from a garden gnome or other lawn decoration, all whilst taking a dump.

yo jake shwooten has some garden gnomes that give the bomb blumpelstilskin.

blumpelstilskin by Tyler Caruso October 9, 2006

blumplestiltskin 

N., A person who offers up her first child in order to get a blumpkin from a little person.

John became a blumplestiltskin when he agreed to give Ruth, the midget, his first-born child in return for a much-needed blumpkin.

blumplestiltskin by Blumpity blump January 23, 2009

blumpelstilskin 

The act of recieving fellatio, making a bowel movement and reading a fairy tale.

Yo man, I was with this bitch and I had to take dump, and while i was waiting for it to come out, I started to read a fairytale, next thing you know she'd blowing me, that's what i call a blumpelstilskin

blumpelstilskin by Steve.fag.gay.shit.blump.ihategio January 13, 2008

Blumplestiltskin 

The act of receiving a rim job while urinating in a urinal. The antonym of blumpkin.

Stacy's mom gave me a really nice blumplestiltskin.

Sorry I peed on your faced during that blumplestiltskin.

Blumplestiltskin by Masterboneme June 17, 2014

blumplestiltskin 

A lazy person. A bum.

A: What did you do today?
B: Nothing. Slept til 2. Ate some pizza bites. Laid around.
A: What a blumplestiltskin.

blumplestiltskin by NegativeCreep February 27, 2008