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Blumper
Me and Jessica Simpson were riding down the street on my bycicle ,and she grabbed my dick and gave me a blumper.
Blumper by bengalmans Unforgiving Nephew October 4, 2009
Blumper
Example: when you say "I will marry this rug, " You won't actually marry the rug, but the statement shows that you love the rug.
Person A: "I will marry this rug"
Person B: "What?"
Person A:"It was just a Blumper:"
Person A: "I will marry this rug"
Person B: "What?"
Person A:"It was just a Blumper:"
Blumper by Jupiter Wu March 10, 2021
Blumper-Decker-Dactyl
The act of receiving a blumpkin while taking an upper decker as the female is also giving two guys on the sides handjobs (the head and hand movements mimic a pterodactyl flying.)
Dude, I felt like I was in the prehistoric era because of how believable her pterodactyl was when she was giving us a blumper-decker-dactyl!
Blumper-Decker-Dactyl by CPSC October 4, 2010
Blumper Decker
Blumper Decker by Stevie Thunder April 25, 2009
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