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blueberry pancake 

when a smurf cums on your face and leaves it on for 30 minutes then peels off to eat
Jake: “Yo I went to the forest yesterday and I got a blueberry pancake from Papa Smurf it’s basically a smurf cumming on your face then you wait 30 minutes then you eat it, so good and delectable

Sarah: “Wow ur so lucky I wish I got one”

Blueberry Pancake 

You havnt had sex in awhile so you have blue balls. You are so desperate it will often result in sex with an ugly heavier girl.
"Man I had blueberry pancake this weekend, I'm not proud but I did.

blueberry pancake 

This will hurt somebody's feelings. You will laugh, they will cry.
if you REALLY REALLY don't like somebody, call them a BLUEBERRY PANCAKE.
but if you just don't like them, call them a pancake.
blueberry pancake by Tori^Brittany November 23, 2007

Sexual Blueberry Pancake 

A sexual blueberry pancake occurs when an exceptionally beautiful woman coerces a man into taking MDMA, or ecstasy. Then in his state of euphoria and heightened intimacy she places a cake over his penis and proceeds to perform oral sex through the cake.
Guy 1: She gave me a sexual blueberry pancake last night!
Guy 2: How do you even remember?
Guy 1: I don't, she posted it online.

Blueberry Gunt Pancake 

When a woman with a large gunt goes running and her knees hit her gunt with every step turning it blue with bruises
"hey look at that fat ass running, i bet when she gets home shes gonna have a blueberry gunt pancake
Blueberry Gunt Pancake by KR12341 November 10, 2006

blueberry pancakes 

A delectable treat that one usually desires when they are baked.
Have that bitch make me some blueberry pancakes.