Slang for a vaginal infection. People will dare each other to Google the phrase and click "I'm Feeling Lucky" to create a non-visual shock in the victim.
Jake said he had seen a girl he was going to fuck with a bad case of blue waffles on the weekend. But he is full of shit. It doesn't exist only in photoshop. What a dumbass.
Something you really should look up on google or any other browser. (Please do it. I went through pain.....)
Steve: Hey Brad!! Do you have Blue Waffles?
Brad: Jerk!!!
Steve: I meant blueberry waffles, PERVERT!!
Brad: What is Blue waffles?? I was mad that you wanted my last waffle.
Steve: Look it up!
Brad's mind: (This is soooo hot i think im going to cum!)
Brad's pants: Splat!!
Steve: Fuck you get out of this fucking house!
Steve and Brad's Mom: What is that on your phone and pants Brad????
Brad: Ok I will move out after I tell you.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.