blowmatose

The wearied, comatose state induced by the unsatisfactory attempts or failings of another at fellatio; the subject therefore falls unconscious as an alternative to the proceedings due to overwhelming boredom.

Worst night last night.. she had me blowmatose in 2 minutes!

by Humped One August 15, 2010

bromatose

A state of stupor, bordering on complete exhaustion, brought upon as a direct result of intense bro-like activities, such as binge-drinking, though not necessarily characterized by a hangover

"After three days of partying on Phuket, I just sat on the beach the next day totally bromatose."

"I'm not going to make it out tonight, I'm still bromatose from last night."

by MiZa June 10, 2013

Blowmosexual

A straight man who sucks dick for blow.

Who's that guy on the street corner next to the drug dealer?

Him? Oh he's our neighborhood blowmosexual.

by snugglessoft August 8, 2011

Bromatose

When a bro gets a person, most likely a young woman, to pass out or become in a temporary sedated state by some means, most commonly alcohol (Naty Light), or roofies.

"Trent totally nailed this Chi-O last night, bro!"
"Really? Did he put her in a bromatose?"
"Totally bromatose, man. The ole roofie in the Naty."

by SumterStatus September 11, 2009

Bloatosexual

A man that is extremely homosexual, while also being bloated.

Yo Scott, Rich is a bloatosexual.

by Shepstein October 30, 2021