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A state of stupor, bordering on complete exhaustion, brought upon as a direct result of intense bro-like activities, such as binge-drinking, though not necessarily characterized by a hangover
"After three days of partying on Phuket, I just sat on the beach the next day totally bromatose."

"I'm not going to make it out tonight, I'm still bromatose from last night."
bromatose by MiZa June 10, 2013
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Blowmosexual

Who's that guy on the street corner next to the drug dealer?

Him? Oh he's our neighborhood blowmosexual.
Blowmosexual by snugglessoft August 8, 2011
When a bro gets a person, most likely a young woman, to pass out or become in a temporary sedated state by some means, most commonly alcohol (Naty Light), or roofies.
"Trent totally nailed this Chi-O last night, bro!"
"Really? Did he put her in a bromatose?"
"Totally bromatose, man. The ole roofie in the Naty."
Bromatose by SumterStatus September 11, 2009

Bloatosexual

A man that is extremely homosexual, while also being bloated.
Yo Scott, Rich is a bloatosexual.
Bloatosexual by Shepstein October 30, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026