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blowjobalicious 

When you love a man so much giving him a blowjob gets you off. His cum taste like bubblelicious bubble gum. It's the bubble gum cum. Almost as good as the Great Grape Pecker.
p1: I'm sorry I couldn't stop sucking it was so blowjobalicious
p2: You are amazing
p1: Wanna do that again
p2: H%^ Yeah
blowjobalicious by blowjoblover February 4, 2010

Blowjobable 

"blowjobable" - a girl with the following characteristics:
   -nice mouth/lips along with surrounding facial features
   -somewhat shorter in height (mouth at a closer level to your dick)
   -large captivating eyes (something to look at while she does her thing)
   -fairly attractive body (something else to look at while she does her thing)
   -crazy enough to be into that sort of thing but not so crazy that she might pose a danger to the very valuable object you are lending her mouth for the time being
   -somewhat plain or cute-ish nose that is not so defined or unattractive that it takes attention off the eyes
   -longer hair that offers the man the ability to guide the movement of the head
...or a guy that girls would give a blow job to.
Guy 1: "Wow! That girl has some really nice lips and beautiful eyes"
Guy 2: "Yeah, she's pretty blowjobable... I could totally see her sucking on my dick"

Or

Girl 1: "I would totally give that guy a blowjob!"
Girl 2: "Yeah, he's definitely blowjobable."
Blowjobable by Elkamine April 24, 2011

blowjobless 

A blowjob drought of 6 or more months.
"Ever since you grew that goatee you've been blowjobless"
blowjobless by DanofA November 14, 2009

blowjobbery 

When a girl gives you a blowjob but you give her nothing in return. It's like robbing the blowjob, so blowjobbery.
That bitch was pissed after that act of blowjobbery.
blowjobbery by Tony C Montana February 24, 2007

Blowjobligation 

When a woman is morally obligated to give a blowjob.
Generally, this occurs if:
- The male has asked for a blowjob
- The male has allowed the female to spend time with him
- The male is horny
male: "Ok, Jaimie, I have listened to your fucking story about your day, now you are BLOWJOBLIGATED to get on your knees and get to work."
female: "But... I don't want to..."
male: "you don't have a choice; it's your blowjobligation."
female: "oh, you're right. ok."
Blowjobligation by Jarred Neuman December 5, 2011

Blowjobligation 

Having a blowjob in exchange for goods, favours, services, etc
Buying dinner for a future blowjobligation
Blowjobligation by Marshall_Bal November 2, 2008