Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmosome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky?

Dude, would you risk taking off the blindfold in the Schrodinger's Blowjob?

Schrodinger's Blowjob by therealchuckster June 21, 2022

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blowing dodge

To get out of a place and/or abandon the responsibility entrusted in that person, likely because of mounting pressure or said person has run out of options.

From the US version of The Office, season 4 episode 4 titled Money.

"I am blowing dodge. I'm getting out of town. Whatever you call it, I am running away from my responsibilities." - Michael Scott

blowing dodge by Der Kommissar February 11, 2009

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Blowdini

A very discrete way to describe fellatio. Both men and women can speak of fellatio without the derogatory words used to describe oral sex.

While talking with a group of friends, I casually mentioned that my wife gave me the best blowdini of my life last night.

Blowdini by sfg1ant August 24, 2010

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