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Half A Blower On
Kind of, very intoxicated. You are aware that you are probably above the legal limit and are annoying everyone around you. Your card playing abilities are somewhat limited, but you still play anyway. You plan a lot of things with people and tell a lot of things to people, but forget about them the next day.
Yesterday was a long day. I had my first few beers around 10am and kept drinking all day. By the end of the night we were at the bar playing cards, but I had a "Half a Blower On" and didn't know what was going on!
Half A Blower On by Vanilla Thunder 22 April 19, 2010
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blowed on • Half a Blower On • Buzz on the Blower • Tinkle on the blower • On the blower • If I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Catches Anyone Looking Down At Him Through Bloked Beats, Angel Hellstrom Will Call Himself "'Jupiter`~`Morningstar'" And Land On Quicktime Events, iF I • If I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Catches Anyone Looking Down At Him Through Bloked Beats, Angel Hellstrom Will Call Himself "'Jupiter`~`Morningstar'" And Land On Quicktime Events To Kill, iF I • blowed • blowed up • blowed out
Half a Blower On
Intoxicated after a long day of drinking. Drunk, rambling, somewhat loud and obnoxious. Very aware that you are of an altered state. Full Blower status would be completely bombed, stumbling drunk.
I met the guys at the bar for a Bloody Mary around 9am and have been drinking since then. It's now 7pm, I got a half a blower on.
Half a Blower On by Vanilla Thunder22 April 19, 2010
On the blower
Phone rings
Bloke answers and calls to wife
Bloke: "hey Sheila! Marge is on the blower"
Sheila: "comin' mate!"
Bloke answers and calls to wife
Bloke: "hey Sheila! Marge is on the blower"
Sheila: "comin' mate!"
On the blower by Staar Guitar May 2, 2014
Tinkle on the blower
Tinkle on the blower by roni1 October 5, 2020
Buzz on the Blower
Australian term for a phone call. Buzz being the ringing or vibration of the phone, and blower being the device in which is used to communicate over long distances
Buzz on the Blower by CelestialSpoon June 14, 2022
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